13 Foot Alligator In Tebow Jersey Can Be Yours for $10k

Published on: September 05, 2012 | Written by: Clay Travis

So Florida Gator fans are making a awkward fan run this season.

Last week we brought you the Florida Gator fan tattoo.

Now a Florida Gator fan is selling a 13 foot 4 inch, 700 pound gator that he's had mounted, stood up, placed a Tebow jersey on the Gator, and duct taped a football signed by Tebow, Danny Wuerffel, and Steve Spurrier in the gators left paw. (Presumably because Tebow is left handed. The detail work here is outstanding).

It's a legally killed nuisance Gator -- papers and everything! -- and it will only cost you $10,000.

Here's the eBay listing.

The entire listing is a comedy pyramid, but this is my favorite part: "This may be the only real gator of this size mounted standing up, doing a Heisman trophy pose in the country. I'm not saying one is not in existence but none of the taxidermists we spoke with had ever seen or heard of anything like this before." 

I mean, sure, every real Florida Gator fan has a dead alligator standing on two feet doing the Heisman Trophy pose while wearing a Tim Tebow jersey and holding a football autographed by Spurrier, Wuerffel and Tebow. But how many of these Gators "of this size" are doing this. 

Not too damn many, brother. 

Not too damn many. 

Maybe it's just me, but I'm not seeing the Heisman pose here. 

Needs some work. 

 

I didn't ever think we'd beat the Alabama fan van, but This. Is. Awesome.

Once more, props to Busted Coverage for the find.

And remember Gator fans, "This may be the only real gator of this size mounted standing up, doing a Heisman trophy pose in the country. I'm not saying one is not in existence but none of the taxidermists we spoke with had ever seen or heard of anything like this before."