Look, it's Monday, and while everyone else is on spring break, you're at work.
This means you're not on the same cruise as Blake Bortles's girlfriend, Lindsey Duke, and Matthew Stafford's girlfriend, Kelly Hall.
Look, I could pretend there's some real story here, but when two number one overall draft picks at quarterback's girlfriends -- maybe, it looks like the Texans are taking Bortles -- miraculously meet on a cruise ship for the first time while both are wearing bikinis, why mess with destiny? And then, as if that wasn't enough, Kelly Hall, Stafford's girlfriend, immediately posts the pic on Instagram and adds this sweet message: "Got to meet a new friend on the cruise..Wishing her and her man all the luck in the upcoming draft!"
It's basically a sign from God that He loves Outkick.
And that he doesn't want me to work that hard today.
Not to be outdone, Stafford's girlfriend also got creative and made the picture of just the two of them black and white because she wanted to evoke the timeless moment of their initial meeting, which, I'm going to be honest, is kind of like when Elvis met Muhammad Ali. If, you know, Nixon and Elvis had been been hot coeds in bikinis on a cruise ship during spring break when they met for the first time.
At the SEC Network announcement on Thursday, I had the chance to interview Kevin Sumlin.
You can listen to that entire interview here. I think y'all will enjoy it. Sumlin has rapidly become one of my favorite SEC coaches and we talk about a variety of subjects during the interview. Including Johnny Manziel, the new stadium expansion, recruiting, and what shows Sumlin likes on television.
Sumlin says, "I'm a "Mad Men" guy."
Mad Men is one of my six favorite television shows on the air right now:
1. The Americans
3. Mad Men -- For those of you who say this is too low, it's not that I presently dislike Mad Men, it's just that I'm more excited to watch the first two shows on this list.
4. Game of Thrones
5. Modern Family
So of course I want to talk about Mad Men with Sumlin as much as I can.
My next question was who is Sumlin's favorite character.
Sumlin's response, "I'd rather stay away from that."
Yep, he declined comment on his favorite Mad Men character.
By the time y'all read this I'll be on the road with 3HL to broadcast our Friday show from the Clippers-Grizzlies playoff game in Memphis.
So I'm drafting the mailbag after a long day spent in Atlanta at the official announcement for the SEC Network.
Next week I'll give y'all a good rundown of the SEC Network and all the major details surrounding that network's launch. In the meantime, the biggest news from the announcement is that 45 football games will air on the network. OKTC told you a year ago that between 40 and 50 games were likely to air on the network.
And that ESPN owns 100% of the network, which means the SEC has to be receiving a guaranteed payment that is mind-boggling.
An ESPN guarantee of $500 million a year wouldn't surprise me, potentially more.
In the meantime, my beaver pelt trader of the week award goes to the writers for "The Americans." The season finale was absolutely spectacular. Seriously, beyond extraordinary. You need to be watching this show. It's only 13 episodes long after its first season and it has now become my favorite show on television.
I'm hoping they don't have a "Homeland"-esque trip up with season two.
Also, as Jason Whitlock Tweeted me Thursday night, we may have a looming Dana-daughter situation on "The Americans."
I can barely handle one spy/terrorist's daughter ruining a great show, if we end up with two?
On to the mailbag.
A month ago Clay and I were discussing how best to entertain you all until football season starts again. I suggested he send me to the Masters, but Clay was doubtful they'd give OKTC a press pass. (Golf- so stuffy.) Instead he decides on The Interstate Mullet Toss and Gulf Coast's Greatest Beach Party at Flora-Bama Lounge, Package and Oyster Bar on the Florida-Alabama line. Mullets and a beach party? IN. I invite my friends Ruthie and April, who will come in handy as photographers and body guards.