Time to stop pretending you're working and dive into the mailbag.
Our beaver pelt trader of the week is Tim Francis, who Tweets me this, "Mailbag...I am at the hospital, my wife is in labor with our son. How much would you pay us to name him Clay Travis?"
I Tweeted him back that I would pay him $1,000.
That's a decent start on the college fund, right?
For those of you who don't live in Nashville, you're missing out. Time Magazine calls us the hottest city in the country.
Okay, okay on to the mailbag.
Last week Arkansas lost to Louisiana-Monroe and a crazy Razorback fan who goes by the YouTube name Liz Honey took the Internet by storm with her Arkansas athem.
Now, she's back.
And not wearing a BBB shirt, "Bring Bobby Back," like one enterprising Razorback fan did at this week's Bama game.
This week she's singing, "Ain't No Stopping Us Now."
Which is a bit ironic considering that's all Alabama did en route to a 52-0 loss.
Usually we wait to debut the entire Starting 11 at once, but this video is so absurd, I figure you need a little pep on your Monday morning to help ease the weekend hangovers.
1. It's Razorback song time.
When part one of Dixieland Delight: Missouri ended, we were standing on the sidewalk at one in the morning, no cabs in sight with the bars emptying hordes of Georgia and Mizzou fans into the street, and I'd taken to Twitter to send this message:
"Okay, new strategy. 10th and Cherry. First Mizzou person in car, $50 to get us to Days Inn. 4 miles away. Yes, Days Inn. Pimp style."
We needed a ride, badly.
But, first, let me include a bit from Shiloh that I neglected last time.
16. On my first trip to the Shiloh bathroom at around 9:15 a Mizzou fan is throwing up in the toilet.
Another Mizzou fan is completely disgusted. "F---," he says, "a Mizzou fan has already thrown up. Now Georgia fans are going to be saying we can't hang in the SEC."
This. Was. Awesome.
Now flash forward, to the three of us standing outside on a street corner in Columbia.