There are few things more romantic than proposing to your future wife at Alabama's spring game.
At least that's what the 85% of Alabama fans think.
It's become an annual tradition, Alabama hosts a free spring football game and 85%'ers fall all over themselves to remember this moment forever, via a spring game proposal. Today we already have at least two such proposals. The first arrives via @mcbradtrey, who snapped this heartwarming photo of a bald man dropping down to one knee on the Bryant-Denny field and proposing to his wife as a crowd of idle onlookers looked on thinking, "Roll Tide!" and "I wish Nick Saban was here shirtless!"
Proving that women want to get married so badly they can make anything seem romantic, the woman here seems to be inclined to say yes.
Which is unfortunate.
Because I think if you get proposed to at a spring game every woman should say no out of principle.
You never know what's going to happen on a random Nashville Sunday night.
Maybe you head out to Losers bar in midtown and John Daly is there. And somehow or other you end up deciding to lay on the ground, hold a tee in your mouth, and let him drive a golf ball.
Several things to note about this video.
1. Daly's in flip flops and what appears to be double Arkansas gear.
He's also wearing a white glove. Grip is important when a bad drive could kill a man.
2. This is a busy residential and commercial area, there's no telling where this drive ended up.
Some poor bastard out for a jog might have just taken a 300 yard John Daly drive off the forehead.
3. The guy with the tee in his mouth didn't even flinch.
That's impressive as hell standing alone.
4. His golf bag is behind him.
Did he consider laying up with the three wood?
5. This appears to be 100% real.
Given that it's the Internet, sure, everything could be faked, but this certainly looks real.
Daly just Tweeted about the drive and posted his own video. It's Nashville's Midtown and there are multiple videos up.
This is like a modern day golfing William Tell.
This week I had the good fortune to spend over an hour talking with football legend Joe Namath on our Outkick the podcast.
It's a spectacular listen, not because of anything I did, but because Namath was such a scintillating guest.