Kentucky Fan Gets Asked to Prom Via Jersey
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Kentucky Fan Gets Asked to Prom Via Jersey

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Kentucky Fan Gets Asked to Prom Via Jersey

Written by: Clay Travis

Since Outkick is generally a site that brings you the sweetest, cuddliest, nicest news on the Internet, we thought it was time to remind you that it's prom season across our nation's country. A time when hormone-crazed teenage boys contemplate every possible way to get their dates to sleep with them -- while mostly failing -- and fathers contemplate killing whichever boy shows up to take out their teenage daughter.  

Which brings us to this heartwarming story delivered to Outkick's email:

Will Ernst writes:

"My sister got asked to prom by her boyfriend who made a custom Kentucky jersey. We live in Lincoln, Nebraska now but moved from Kentucky awhile back. Hope you enjoy."

Okay, all together now -- awwwww. 

This is probably the best use of a Kentucky basketball jersey on a white man since Patrick Sparks. 

Congrats, Liz.

Have fun at prom.

(P.S. despite what your date tells you blue balls aren't an actual medical condition.)  

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Kentucky Fan Exults Over Michigan Win

Written by: Clay Travis

Kentucky fans are the second dumbest fans in the country.

You can argue with this fact, but you'll be wrong. 

It's Outkick the Coverage science. 

Which brings us to Kentucky fans celebrating their team advancing to the Final Four. After a season of morose disdain for their beloved C-A-T-S, Kentucky fans have crawled out of the hills and hollers and put on their fancy pajama pants and laid back in their recliners and now they want you to, "Get some!," for ever having the audacity to doubt their beloved Wildcats. 

Watch this video. 

I'm writing the mailbag just after returning from Johnny Manziel's pro day. In a few hours I'll be heading out to the Dixie Chicken where we'll be doing FSLive in front of hundreds of drunk college kids. I'm sure this will come off perfectly. I'm writing on Thursday because I fly out of Houston tomorrow morning and don't trust my Southwest flight to have wifi. I can't miss two mailbags in a row. How would most of you go on with your lives if this happened?

Our beaver pelt trader of the week is Johnny Manziel, for putting on an entertaining pro day. 

Since the Sweet 16 games start tonight and I've given you my picks on the first 49 games, here are my picks for today and tomorrow's games:

Florida -4.5 vs. UCLA

Dayton +3 vs. Stanford

Wisconsin -3.5 vs. Baylor

San Diego State +8 vs. Arizona

Iowa State -1.5 vs. UConn

Michigan State -2 vs. Virginia

Tennessee +2.5 vs. Michigan

Kentucky +4.5 vs. Louisville

On to the mailbag. 

The NCAA Is a Dead Man Walking

Written by: Clay Travis

Update: why fight the ruling? If Northwestern was smart, they'd simply negotiate a deal and pay their players.

The NCAA is a dead man walking.

We can debate when exactly the NCAA as it's presently constructed will give up the ghost, but the organization that has spent our lives arguing that athletes are students engaged in amateur competitions, is finished. Today came the latest nail to be driven into the NCAA's amateurism coffin, the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) determined that Northwestern football players were employees of the university, hence eligible to register as a union.  While the Northwestern players say their immediate goal isn't to push for payment, that's coming. After all, how many employees in America work for less than their maximum union market value?

The NLRB's regional director determined that, contrary to the arguments of the university, Northwestern football players were employees. The NLRB decision was four-fold finding that Northwestern's football players were not primarily students, their labors as football players did not connect to their studies, academic faculty didn't sponsor athletic endeavors, and that their scholarship were for football not academics. 

As a result Northwestern football players were employees, not student-athletes. 

By Joshua Parcell

Dictionary.com defines “rivalry” like this: “The action, position, or relation of a rival or rivals; competition: rivalry between Yale and Harvard.” Really? Yale and Harvard? That’s who we’re going with? Don’t get me wrong, I can appreciate any time two teams face off whose players' SAT scores are nearly as high as the number of people at the game, but when you look up “rivalry” in the dictionary, the Iron Bowl belongs right beside it. Or does it?

The ACC and Maryland's Lawsuit Is Getting Nasty

Written by: Clay Travis

The University of Maryland officially joins the Big Ten at the end of June, but the Terrapins stormy divorce from the ACC has the potential to be really entertaining for those of us who paid scads of attention to realignment and felt as if only part of the story trickled out. It's no coincidence that potential lawsuits involving Big 12 and Big East schools all died on the vine and ended in quiet out-of-court exit fee settlements. When it comes to realignment there are very few clean hands. 

The result?

Everyone settles. 

Only one lawsuit is currently pending. 

But, man oh man, is it a doozy.  

Betting 49 NCAA Tourney Games I finished 29-19-1

Written by: Clay Travis

After a full week in Vegas, I can barely keep my eyes open this morning to write.

Which means I'm probably going to give myself a day to decompress and wake back up. But it's important to note that despite placing 49 bets -- all 32 first round games and all 16 second round games, plus the UT vs. Iowa play-in -- that I finished 29-19-1 against the spread. That includes three devastating betting defeats -- N.C. State +2.5 gives up a 16 point lead late in regulation and then loses and fails to cover in overtime, St. Joe's collapsed against UConn down the stretch, despite leading throughout and not just lost, but failed to cover the +4.5 line in overtime, and my own alma mater, George Washington, fouled with .4 seconds left after missing a game-tying three, to allow Memphis to hit two free throws and cover. 

Those bad beats were balanced out, however, on Saturday when Wisconsin got four free throws with .4 seconds remaining to cover against Oregon and when Harvard hit a lay-up with under five seconds left and then refrained from fouling Michigan State to cover by .5. 

The end results pretty much evened out, as I finished with over 60% of my picks correct despite betting 49 tournament games. 

Here were my results by day:

Wednesday: 1-0

Thursday: 7-8-1

Friday: 10-6

Saturday: 6-2

Sunday: 5-3

I survived the first round of the NCAA tournament, betting $100 on all 32 NCAA tourney games, as well as a thousand dollars on Tennessee's play-in game against Iowa. The end result? I went 18-14-1 overall, a .5625 win percentage.

Vegas hasn't beaten me yet, although I am currently pretty hungover as I type this.

So with over half of the bets placed so far, what do my final sixteen picks look like?

Here we go: 

Florida -5.5 vs. Pittsburgh

Saint Louis +10 vs. Louisville

Harvard +7.5 vs. Michigan State

San Diego State -4.5 vs. North Dakota State

 

We are less than five months from the launch of the SEC Network and so far DirecTV, Comcast and Time Warner haven't yet reached an agreement to carry the network. Neither has a cable company called Cable One, which evidently services the south Mississippi market.

Well, politicians have taken note of the looming disaster there. And Gulfport, Mississippi is not taking it any more. 

So the Gulfport city council passed a resolution demanding that Cable One carry the SEC Network.

"Whereas football is akin to religion in the South, Saturday is a holy day of sorts because of college football and Gulfport has its share of rabid fans.

Therefore, Cable One should offer viewers the new SEC network in August, the City Council has decreed."

It passed unanimously. 

Yes, this really happened.  

Friday's Picks For the 2014 NCAA Tourney

Written by: Clay Travis

Yesterday I went 7-8-1 on my sixteen picks, with two incredibly crushing losses -- St. Joe's +4.5 vs. Connecticut and N.C. State +2.5 vs. St. Louis. Both of these teams led throughout the entire game, covering was a breeze. Until, that is, overtime arrived and they both somehow managed to choke away not just the lead but their covers as well. Win those two games -- and I'll be honest, I was already counting them both as wins, especially N.C. State, which was up 16 late in the game -- and I would have finished off the first day 9-6-1.

Sigh. 

But we fight on. 

So here are today's best picks. We begin with mine and Todd's best five picks from FS1 last night.    

I know lots of you will be working during the NCAA Tournament. Many of you will be sneaking glimpses at work, lots of you will be calling in sick, all of you will be looking for a good time. So we've got a new addition that can make your Thursday even better. Starting at noon eastern and running for four hours we're doing a live #foxcast from the Hard Rock pool in Las Vegas. I promise it's going to be fun. The Foxcast will be hosted by me, Todd Fuhrman, Elika Sadeghi, Marques Johnson -- a former star UCLA basketball player who also robbed the basketball court in "White Men Can't Jump" -- and Metta World Peace. Yes, it's all live from pool side with no commercials.

We'll have Vegas entertainers, strippers, the latest in game wagering lines, alcohol, sunshine, girls cavorting behind us in bikinis at the Hard Rock's sandy bottom pool, you really need to watch.  

Basically, if it's a sin, we plan on embracing it. 

Will it be a total disaster?

Probably. 

Will you be able to look away? Probably not. 

So come hang with us as you watch the games from 12-4 et tomorrow.

We'll be interacting with your Tweets that you send to #Foxcast and I think you'll really enjoy our hosts as well as the people we have calling in throughout the games.

You'll be able to watch us at the link below. Go ahead and bookmark it.  

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