Chad Johnson

He once wore a golden mohawk. He has raced a horse. He suggested he could beat Michael Phelps in a match race in the pool. He has threatened to change his legal name to "Ocho Cinco." He sells exotic popcorn on his personal web site. He once mailed Pepto Bismol to various Cleveland Browns before a game. He earned fine after fine for his flamboyant end zone celebrations, including one for holding up a sign that read "Dear NFL, Please Don't Fine Me Again." Here is just one of his typical riffs to reporters: "Oh, I'm going to give you a show. I don't know if y'all allowed to have popcorn wherever y'all sitting at, but you need to get some. You need to get some popcorn. It's going to be a show. It's like going to the movies. When you watch a horror movie, you sit on the edge of your seat and you don't know what's coming. That's the same thing when I'm playing, you don't know what's coming."