A couple of this week’s rumors center on players going back to their former clubs or the country of their birth which got the RR gang into thinking which artist has a going-back-to-the-past feel about them. We spotted this dreamy American singer-songwriter at last weekend’s clash between Liverpool and Tottenham, and she is now a Reds fan – apparently (Celtic are her Scottish club). She says she loves watching Luis Suarez play and also has a soft spot for Steven Gerrard. Now a UK resident, she is of course the remarkable Lana del Rey. Ten tracks from the David Lynch-inspired songstress are in this week’s mix of gossip and speculation.

RUMOR: Tottenham to Manchester United
LIKELIHOOD: We don’t think so

When Bale turned up at Old Trafford sporting blue jeans and grey jacket to watch United against Real Madrid many thought he was there to watch his future employer – but which one? The Wales winger has recently been linked with a move to the Bernabeu but United apparently put in an enquiry last week and were told it would cost them $105 million. That’s not the sort of money United like to spend, but if Spurs fail to finish in the top four at the end of the season it could get interesting.
 

RUMOR: Santos to Chelsea
LIKELIHOOD: Odds have improved

Clubs with cash to splash wait on Neymar’s every word as they look for clues about his next destination. Generally, Barcelona are thought to be in the box seat, with Real Madrid in close pursuit. However, could there be a touch of blue velvet amongst the red and white of Spain? Possibly, judging by these quotes from the man himself. The Brazilian told Esporte Espetacular “I dream of playing in Europe, for a big club like Barcelona, Real Madrid and Chelsea.” Don’t bet on it though – Barca is going to win this one.
 

RUMOR: Real Madrid to Liverpool
LIKELIHOOD: If he leaves Real then Anfield is a logical choice

Spanish newspaper El Periodico reported last week that Alonso would not be signing a new deal at the Bernabeu which in turn sparked speculation the Spain midfielder could be heading back to Liverpool, where he enjoyed five fantastic years. His contract runs out at the end of next season so if the details haven’t been ironed out in May he could be off otherwise Real will lose him for nothing. None of the relevant parties have commented on the story, so whether Alonso will jump ship back to Anfield remains to be seen. There’s no doubt he would be welcomed back with open arms though – possibly for as little as £4 million.
 

RUMOR: Manchester United to Monaco
LIKELIHOOD: Non, non, non et non encore

Two weeks ago we scoffed at the chance of Rooney joining PSG so what are the prospects of the Manchester United forward signing for a club currently in Ligue 2 as mentioned in the press last week? Well, it’s something that could happen in the world of video games but in the real world there’s about as much chance as Rooney becoming the new face of Vidal Sassoon.
 

RUMOR: Leaving Manchester City
LIKELIHOOD: Still up in the air.

Everyone is expecting a clear-out at City, whose bid to retain its title was born to die as early as February. But will Tevez be included in the exodus? Samir Nasri is probably going and possibly Edin Dzeko, but City’s football administration officer says talks will continue at the end of the season about extending Tevez’s deal which runs out in 2014. Marwood says Tevez is happy at the club, and let’s not forget Mancini has talked about a new contract so perhaps he will stay after all.
 

RUMOR: Fiorentina to Arsenal
LIKELIHOOD: Competition could be stiff

Current wisdom has Arsenal with a £70-80 million war chest for new recruits next season and top of that list is talented Viola striker Jovetic. So what are the chances? The Montenegrin has already admitted he is considering his future and could be available for about £20 million which would be a Gunners transfer record. Will Arsenal be the lucky ones to land his signature? There’s a chance but Man City and Juventus are also thought to be interested and let’s not forget they are virtually guaranteed Champions League football – unlike Arsenal.
 

RUMOR: Paris Saint-Germain to Liverpool
LIKELIHOOD: Do they have the cash?

Gameiro has heightened speculation he will leave PSG in the summer by expressing his frustration with life on the bench. Brendan Rodgers expressed an interest in the 25-year-old Frenchman in January and although that move didn’t come off, Gameiro is unhappy to be a bit-part player for the Ligue 1 leader. Gameiro, a substitute in the 2-2 draw with St Etienne on Sunday, said last week he has a burning desire to play outsie France: “It is difficult to sit on the bench. I always wanted to play abroad. At the end of the season…we can decide about my future.” Liverpool will have to sell players before they can buy and they face competition from Newcastle.
 

RUMOR: Manchester City to Everton
LIKELIHOOD: It’s possible

Unhappy Lescott has been linked with a move since he was left out of the England squad for the next two World Cup qualifiers. Lescott was a million dollar man when he joined City from Everton in 2009 - £24 million to be exact - but he will probably be available for a sixth of that price. Where could he be heading? Everton could always use another center-back - after all Sylvain Distin turns 36 at the end of the year. Villa are also thought to be interested but their precarious position in the Premier League makes them second favourite.
 

RUMOR: Arsenal to Wolfsburg
LIKELIHOOD: Hard to say

The common consensus is that Arsenal’s defense just isn’t cutting the mustard. Speculation has linked Mertesacker with a return to his homeland in Germany, although ironically his star is on the rise as he and defensive partner Laurent Koscielny continue to keep Thomas Vermaelen on the bench. Wolfsburg sporting director Klaus Allofs wants him and although it’s said that every man gets his wish, Arsene Wenger may decide to keep him.
 

RUMOR: Swansea to Arsenal
LIKELIHOOD: Could be the answer to Wenger’s prayers

Whether Wojciech Szczesny can ride out his current mental state and return to the starting line-up remains to be seen, but for now the Gunners are being linked with goalkeepers who are seen as reliable. Step forward Michel Vorm. Apparently the Dutchman has an “affordable” get-out clause and we all know how much Wenger loves a bargain. He’s certainly got the talent to play for a big club, but can Arsenal prise him away?