Who owns New York: Tebow or Lin?
If you didn’t know any better, you’d think a sports editor at one of the New York newspapers was in control of the 2012 sports year. Consider this:
The Giants and Jets played in a “winner goes to the playoffs; loser goes home” game on Christmas Eve. The Giants won, dominated headlines through January, and took home their second Lombardi Trophy in five years on Feb. 5.
Before the parade confetti was even picked up from the Canyon of Heroes, “Linsanity” took hold of the Big Apple. For three weeks, the Knicks’ Jeremy Lin was the most famous guy in all of Manhattan, if not the entire country. But just as interest in the undrafted point guard out of Harvard started to fade from public consciousness, the Jets traded for Tim Tebow.
I’d say the Internet broke with the news of that one last week, but it’d already broken 10 times so far this year.
Though Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez are sure to find their ways on to the New York Post’s back page in the coming months, it’s all about Tebow and Lin for now. Tebow’s expected to serve as Mark Sanchez’s backup and run six or more plays out of the Wildcat package each game. And yet the Jets hosted a press conference at their facilities Monday afternoon to announce his arrival.
Tebow or Lin? Lin or Tebow?
How do New York’s two newest sports media obsessions match up against each other? Let’s break it down.
LIN VS. TEBOW
CATEGORY | JEREMY LIN | TIM TEBOW | THE EDGE |
---|---|---|---|
National craze nickname | Linsanity | Tebowmania | Lin |
Athletic achievements in college | All-Ivy League first team in 2010; beat 17th-ranked Boston College in 2009 | Heisman Trophy winner; two-time BCS national champ | Tebow |
Coolest offseason story | Played in Las Vegas Summer League in 2010, averaging 9.8 ppg | Was motivational speaker for inmates serving life in prison | Tebow |
Oddly personal item being sold on eBay | Signed 7th-grade yearbook | Game-worn pants | Lin |
Most unique custom-made T-shirt | Jeremy Lin/Spike Lee Mars Blackmon “Bal-Lin” | "Property of the Meadowlands: No. 15—MESSIAH” | Lin |
New digs | Trump Tower | Suburbs in New Jersey | Lin |
Previously backed up... | Toney Douglas | Kyle Orton | Tebow |
Linked in gossip pages with ... | Kim Kardashian | Katy Perry | Tebow |
Teammate he says he’s friendly with | Landry Fields | Mark Sanchez | Lin |
Mentioned in a rap song by... | Mega Ran | Rick Ross | Tebow |
Magazine cover shoot | Sports Illustrated | GQ | Tebow |
Biggest celebrity fan | Spike Lee | Pat Robertson | Lin |
Recently slept on... | his brother’s couch in a 600-square-foot NYC apartment | a private plane to Florham Park, N.J. | Lin |
Master of... | The high-screen-and-roll | Game-winning comebacks | Tebow |
Inked a book deal after... | 9 career starts | first NFL season | Lin |
Celebrates a big score by... | acting out the reading of a book and bumping chests with Landry Fields | "Tebowing” | Tebow |
Emerged on the scene when... | he scored 38 vs. Kobe Bryant and the Lakers on national TV | he threw a funky jump-pass against LSU during his freshman year at Florida | Lin |
Older brother is... | a dental student at NYU | his personal manager | Lin |
Famous alumni from his college | John Adams, Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Conan O’Brien | Erin Andrews, Teddy Dupay, Andrew DeClerq, Steve Spurrier | Lin |
Has been publicly doubted by... | Everybody | Everybody, including Todd McShay | Tebow |
Has made everyone forget about... | Baron Davis | Drew Stanton | Lin |
Let go by last team because... | The Rockets needed to make room for Samuel Dalembert’s contract | The Broncos signed the greatest quarterback of all time | Tebow |
Team owner is... | a guitar-playing cable television magnate | a green tie-wearing heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune | Tebow |
Purists’ criticism of skills | Can’t defend faster point guards | Can’t throw a football | Tebow |
Most borderline offensive New York Post headline thus far | “Amasian!” | “God Him!” | Lin |
Facial Hair | None | Early 2000’s Limp Bizkit chin strap beard | Lin |
THE FINAL TALLY: JEREMY LIN 14, TIM TEBOW 12
Though Tebow will dominate New York Post and Daily News headlines for the next few weeks, Jeremy Lin still has a slight edge in the battle for the “Somewhat Kinda Maybe King of New York” crown.
In other news, the Super Bowl champion Giants re-signed David Carr, their backup quarterback, on Thursday.
For whatever reason, there was no press conference.