Tweet tweet: Today's top sports chatter

Who says you can't get your point across in 140 characters or less? These high-profile athletes confuse us and amuse us as they really let it all out while tweeting away.

From Cleveland Cavaliers' Daniel Gibson (@1BooByD_Gibson ): Ite, im off roaches tryna do me. So i joined the twitter family. N can yall please Quit sleepin on the Cavs. Cuz its goin down 1.

Someone test Cleveland's water ASAP.

From Buffalo Bills' Drayton Florence: Wake and bake great day to be great.

Our Magic 8 ball says your "wake and bake" reference will get you a free Dixie cup to fill in the next 72 hours, courtesy of Commish Roger Goodell.

From Jets' Braylon Edwards (@OfficialBraylon ): Thank you to everyone on twitter for the jims Philly cheese steak recommendation. Best (bleep) I've ever had.

There ya go -- the new logo for Jim's Philly Cheese Steak: "Best (bleep) you've ever had."

From ex-Tennessee and current Bornova basketball player Tyler Smith ( @TyLeR_SMITH_1 ): worst film session ever... mannnn... me fallin asleep.. "SMIFFF what happen"..me " i dont understand language coach"

Let's hope twitter isn't popular in the Turkish Basketball League.

From retired New York Giants' David Tyree ( @DTyree85 ): Twitter world what's goin on! Runnin around w the kids right now, usually runnin around on the field! Pray for me

David, we're pretty sure you used up all your prayer requests with "the helmet catch."

From New York Jets' Nick Mangold (@NickMangold): Nothing like a little Lithium to pass the time while in the cold tub

Thanks for the tip, Nick!

From Green Bay Packers' Clay Matthews (@ClayMathhews52 ) to Jets' Mark Sanchez: @Mark_Sanchez My name is Mark. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

*crickets chirping*

From Tennessee Titans' Vince Young ( @VinceYoung10 ): N locker room with some of my teammates these boys r crazy if we can record this we will b best reality show on TV.

Yep, because there are never enough reality shows on TV.

From ex- Bruins and Jacksonville Jaguars' Maurice Jones-Drew (@Jones_Drew32 ): Wow whoever is USC trojans d coordinator need to continue that so when the bruins play the trojans we can smack them.

We have a feeling this little ditty will be plastered on a few USC white boards on Dec. 4.

Two tweets from Cincinnati Bengals' Ocho Cinco (@OGOchoCinco):
Man yall believe this (bleep), i went to the tanning salon and my skin complextion is officially pumpernicklesatinblue.

Damn tanning salon (bleep) work, I'm glowing

"Pumper nickle satin blue" has us confused, but the tweeting and twitpic'ing from his phone while driving has us downright alarmed.

From LPGA golfer Michelle Wie (@Themichellewie):  Just made vegan choc chip cookies yummmmmmmm

Yuuuuuuuuuck. Everything tastes better with butter, Michelle--not soymilk, carob chips and flax seeds.

From Baltimore Ravens' Michael Oher, (@MichaelOher74): All that writing that i loved doing in school must have worked for me just got done reading my book and its a good one! Hope you guys like.

The books are almost always better than the movie, but The Blind Side might be tough to beat.

From NASCAR spotter Brett Griffin (@19spotter): I started to take a pic of Erin Andrews last night but I couldn't find a peep hole anywhere.

Hmmm ... think Elisabeth Hasselbeck approves that tweet?

From Green Bay Packers' Jermichael Finley (@JermichaelF88): Whats on tonight on TV? Help me out twitterworld.

You know you're a celebrity when you ask other people to do all of life's mundane tasks for you, like scroll through 900 channels. Nevertheless Jermichael, here's a tip ... there's this "guide" channel on your big flat screen Hi-Def TV.

From NFL free agent Jason Davis (@JasonDavis43): The az claim was later taken back I'm still availble. Thanx for well wishes.

Twitter: keeping agents, GMs , football players and fans all up to speed since the phone obviously isn’t good enough anymore.

From Warren Sapp (@QBKilla): Man They People On This Plane Gonna Hate Me. Boy I Got Gas Bad!! :) Oops!

If you're flying Jet Blue, keep a close watch on the flight attendants. They tend to overreact to problem passengers sometimes.