Lolo Jones toys with drug testers
So Olympic track star turned bobsledder Lolo Jones got a surprise at her door on her birthday: Olympic drug testers.
Ever the good sport, she had them tag along to her birthday dinner as she worked up a good sample.
I was chosen to be drug tested right before I left for my bday party, so the drug testers were obligated to shadow me until i peed in a cup.— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
They asked me to pee at 8. I dragged em to my dinner and went at 11:45pm... They said they didn't know it was my birthday and I had plans.— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Along the way, she wondered if this would give her a boost to her street cred and chided the testers for not bringing her a present.
Drug testers at my bday party? Street cred goes up. I need a rap song about this...— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Good night drug testers! and the next time u drug test me at my bday dinner party. bring a present!!!!!! A wrapped bottle of water will do— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Not content with that, she decided to have a little more fun with the testers -- getting her mom to join in the fun.
I changed my moms phone name to Ryan Braun and had her call my cell repeatedly while they were testing me. Mwhauauhaha,— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Hey, if you have to put up with random drug testing, you should be able to have some fun with it.
Just letting u guys In my world. What it truly means to be an Olympic athlete and the accountability that holds— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 6, 2013
Good luck in Sochi, Lolo.
(h/t USA Today FTW)