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Josh trashes Alabama, Jim Tressel and the newly No. 1 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes on this week's opening kickoff.
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-- -- Okay. Props to us not care and number one ranked Alabama's nineteen game win streak. With 830 and 21 win in Columbia. First Brett Favre now this. Big weekend for cops yeah. And -- if you think that's the only document you're gonna get friends that you've never seen this -- And I can't believe. McEnroe I look so overwhelmed out there commissioner he hasn't lost anything since the -- but look at this get. You tell me he hasn't been -- us and -- Labarca. We can't show footage of Greg velocity gamecocks. But we can't show -- one from the eighth grade she. Okay that was the map Guerrero but if you think is funny to see kids get hit really hard -- Unlike -- -- glad you're not projected to be a high NFL pick. Think losing drop now imagine -- not for the bills and -- Okay yeah. No they don't suck yes they didn't. Meanwhile Alabama didn't just get beat crashed thanks to a running game that disappeared after then -- even a rat out. Great joke number 28. Obviously Saban was furious after the game he had this -- That's more South Carolina. If they keep does not -- -- not only win the SEC a possibly a berth in the Fiesta Bowl. Which should be fun because if there's one thing people in Arizona -- it's a cornerback. With a last name might. Without -- losing. -- also bought at a new number one and it is rope. Else. The that's right yeah. And -- now that more people talk coming in Ron Jeremy. That got guys now stand atop college football's landscape. David anyhow. I'm not saying that Ohio State being number one is bad for college football but. That's exactly what -- sent. Sorry Buckeyes -- dresses like mister Rogers. Your mascot to plant and you're located in central Ohio. Your program with more people into a coma that Michael Jackson's doctor. Houston. Start after really only just one presents itself. But it's a pretty important. Yeah really can't make it. One apparently ignored all the Nick Saban. And it's GM up and that's no. You can't make Oregon and chipped out you goal look at that. Like a drug giant in the bottom rambled about all the girls -- in his last year of the Avalanche. You process in the ducks' current uniforms. -- athletes in jail in their hot it's crap cheerleaders. And comedy gold not Brett. But if you know some days you Eric Patterson. Any man really that cut the lane not a wetsuit and want his man boobs on national TV. All run for sure but -- plus their mascot in -- borne out. Yeah yeah yeah. Meanwhile the highest ranked SEC team is seventh or out of money and be ranked at all. I mean not that being number seven and at bat. In the SEC can't count to seven. Hey Jim Tressel what do I think that's you know. Comedy death comedy death. Next two players from the Washington State football team -- arrested. When they -- cop with 38. Marijuana plants and -- house. Where did base hits only. Can't hit my big league and -- another one right. Aaron. According to reports hey it's hard. The police said they came to a house to serve and on -- related search -- I wonder what that was or mugging and detaining eight Domino's Pizza guy. You can leave -- we need you ever have arm. Seriously while they're looking for the Cougars offense base knock. The police commanders then ran a college -- it's not that unusual. Five and Iverson led growing in some of the room. Did they got to college. -- -- I didn't win Woody Harrelson. Hurt. Us. But -- plant he went on to say it's quite a big deal for a oh. And I still bothers regular high school Rhode Island can't -- its most recent football game. This is because their opponent's players were much bigger than them creating too much potential for injury. Interestingly enough. They did keep Boise State on their schedule. And I are blacked out joke meter. -- know. And Pat White. Our continued support we hope to reach our goal number fifteen depth. I can't their schedule and I'm pretty sure we can do it. Next it seems like Texas Tech needs some help in the onside kick department. Mean after their special teams botched an onside kick two weeks ago. This happened last week. I. Not yet. But you know it you can't blame the red Raiders too much for being a little out of it means. -- -- And it. And it's. Yeah. Yeah it affected me. And it.